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  I have the will - just wish I had the means and opportunity to be able to convert jws.

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  yes, i think it would be fine for all jws to be converted.. .

  converted into pet food or garden compost.

  that way they could achieve something useful by their existence.. cheeses.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  wobble,

  You have reached a very sensible realisation.

  "When I first walked away from the WT I felt it was my mission and duty to wake up as many members as I could, and if possible to bring down the corrupt lying WT.

  The latter I realised was beyond me, even in concert with many other XJW's.

  The former I found to be almost imposible, unless the person was ready to jump ship.

  I have come to the conclusion that some, like the older members of my family, are better off left in the cult, they would not handle life outside, much as some criminals cannot handle life outside of the prison regime."

  Most jws deserve to be such, and so garner no sympathy from me as to what may befall them.

  Cheeses. Accepting reality does make life a little more purposeful.
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  Practical ways we can assist and improve the lives of jaydubs.

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. jw
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  it's time all you mentally diseased and demon possessed heathen ex-jws acknowledged the fine works being achieved by the brothers.

  afterall, there are many here who continue to espouse the ruputed fact that the jws they know, or are related to, are decent, honest, loving persons.. perhaps it's just me, but as i reflect, i wonder, where were all wonderful persons when i was in the cult?

  a 'good' jw is a mythical creature, much like their god.. but anyhow, putting that aside - what are some down to earth practical ways we can help the brothers?.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  It's time all you mentally diseased and demon possessed heathen ex-jws acknowledged the fine works being achieved by the brothers. Afterall, there are many here who continue to espouse the ruputed fact that the jws they know, or are related to, are decent, honest, loving persons.

  Perhaps it's just me, but as I reflect, I wonder, Where were all wonderful persons when I was in the cult? Now I couldn't think of, let alone name one of them. A 'good' jw is a mythical creature, much like their god.

  But anyhow, putting that aside - What are some down to earth practical ways we can help the brothers?

  Let me start the ball rolling.

  I would like to be able to feed them -

  Yes, that's right, feed them - To packs of ravenous, feeding frenzied sharks.

  Cheeses. Upholding his own lofty standards.
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  I have the will - just wish I had the means and opportunity to be able to convert jws.

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. jw
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  yes, i think it would be fine for all jws to be converted.. .

  converted into pet food or garden compost.

  that way they could achieve something useful by their existence.. cheeses.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Yes, I think it would be fine for all jws to be converted.

  No! Not to another religion.

  But,

  Converted into pet food or garden compost. That way they could achieve something useful by their existence.

  Cheeses. Whose love for the brothers is sometimes manifested in unusual but always helpful ways.
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  I am jesus. Deal with it.

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. social
  2. current

  those were the prophetic (or should that be pathetic) words that were written on a whiteboard in an address by the latest cult sensation to his devoted gathered followers in australia, as shown in a current affairs programme on tv last night.

  i realise a thread has already been started on this subject, but i just couldn't resist the topic heading.. seems he has good grounding in his latest incarnation, as he was identified as a former jw.

  apparently he was given the arse for dealings with prostitutes.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Those were the prophetic (or should that be pathetic) words that were written on a whiteboard in an address by the latest cult sensation to his devoted gathered followers in Australia, as shown in a current affairs programme on TV last night. I realise a thread has already been started on this subject, but I just couldn't resist the topic heading.

  Seems he has good grounding in his latest incarnation, as he was identified as a former jw. Apparently he was given the arse for dealings with prostitutes. Wait on, didn't the original jesus associate with prostitutes? - I guess he just wasn't screwing them as his latest namesake seems to have done. This prick gives ex-jws a bad name.

  The new jesus is still learning his trade and has many observers very concerned with his activities.

  Deal with it he says. Hopefully some upset spouse of one of his followers will take him behind the woodpile and deal with him.

  Cheeses. Not to be confused with imitators.
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  Are you going to Auxilliary Pioneer this October?

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
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  the little demo at the ca showed a young fella meditating and by golly he reasoned that october had an extra weekend so that was reason enough for him to put in a a pioneer application.

  what a brilliant idea.. who else will be doing this?.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Hoping to, but it's going to be a busy month - I also plan to resolve the problems in The Middle East, find a cure for all illness and disease, travel back in time and do a few other incidentals. Also hoping to sprout wings and fly to the moon.

  Auxillary pioneer. Yeah, that would be right. Count me in.

  Cheeses. Leading the way in pioneering. Head west young man!
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  jw alternate book titles.

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i called into a tip shop today and noticed amongst a pile of books an old jw publication - "things in which it is impossible for god to lie" (or something like that).

  does the title mean that there are things in which it is possible for god to lie?.

  anyhow, i chucked the book back on the pile, but my mind starting ticking over as to some possible alternate titles for some jw books from the past.. so here goes.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I called into a tip shop today and noticed amongst a pile of books an old jw publication - "Things in which it is impossible for god to lie" (or something like that). Does the title mean that there ARE things in which it is possible for god to lie?

  Anyhow, I chucked the book back on the pile, but my mind starting ticking over as to some possible alternate titles for some jw books from the past.

  So here goes. Thankfully I can only remember a few, but I am sure other posters will come up with some interesting alternatives.

  Things in which it is impossible for god to lie now becomes Things in which it is impossible for jehovahs witnesses to tell the truth.

  The truth that leads to everlasting life. now becomes The untruth that can result in longlasting despair.

  Aid to bible understanding. now becomes Understanding the world's most dangerous fairytale.

  Cheeses. The holey wholly holy one.
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  Have Jehovah's Witnesses (The WTBTS) taken the Best Years of your life?

  by Hairyhegoat in

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  having been a born in for 44 years i can say yes to this question.

  my 2 sisters and 1 brother and my dad have nothing to do with my family now we have made our stand against the jw's.

  i was always downtrodden at school for been a jw.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Whether or not the jws benefitted from the 'best' years of my life, 21 to 36, I will never know. Perhaps the youthful vitality and enthusiasm enjoyed could have been better spent than in fear and servitude to an organisation that pursues the most time wasting activity known to mankind - that of preaching the end of the world by some fairy tale mythical creature.

  But, one thing I do know without any shadow of a doubt, is that ALL persons in any way connected to the wts/jws are a pack of deceitful, untrustworthy, treacherous, manipulative, soul destroying, and unloving pack of arseholes. No exceptions. No apologies.

  Cheeses. Chosen for all the wrong reasons.

  Disclaimer. The above may offend some with jw relatives. Sorry. It was meant to offend all with so called 'loving jw relatives.
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  How important are God and Jesus to you?

  by Nickolas in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i ask this question because it goes to:.

  - how disposed to objectively considering contrarian evidence you are, and.

  - how much i might be messing with your life and happiness by helping you see things the way i do.. i read the posts of many people on this board who are apparently happy, even deliriously happy, with their theism.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Only marginally less important than santa claus, the easter bunny, prince William, the tooth fairy, or Paris Hilton.

  Cheeses - establishing his priorities.
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  Posters With Long Usernames

  by snowbird in

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  itsybitsybrainbutbigenoughtosmellarat .

  str8?soisspaghettiuntilheatedup .

  charliebrownslovelydaughter .

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I assume I must qualify?

  Just call me Cheeses for short.
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  I've Decided That It'll Be Best For Me To Return To The Kingdom Hall.

  by Philadelphia Ponos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  after carefully evaluating the my current life situation, i've come to the conclusion that returning to the hall will be best for me.

  i simply just don't fit in with the rest of the world.

  i don't drink, smoke, have sex, go to clubs, listen to worldly music, watch movies, or gamble.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I write as one of those described as 'beyond repentance' - and am grateful to be of such 'type'.

  This topic is one of the funniest I have read for ages. Someone seeking sympathy for wanting to return to jwland, and makes the announcement as though it's something to be commended. And all the time a number of patronizing members seem to pat him on the head and say it will be alright. Well, I also say alright - go back to the other dolts, dullards, morons, imbeciles, cretins and idiots. I am sure you will find good company.

  And to top it all off, along comes maze - another clown in a long line a wannabe dogooding crusading jw hypocrites. What a joke, I wonder what pill he takes that gives him immunity from jw injunctions impelling jws not to associate with those not of the faith.

  Talk about laugh. All I can add, is what I have said previously - that anyone who wants to be a jw in this day and age, really deserves to be a jw and to share in all the asociated shit that goes with the job.

  Another word of advice - don't harm your work colleagues. Wait 'til you get back to the kh, that way you may accomplish something useful.

  Cheeses. Not to be mistaken for a former jw with any hope of repentance.